These Conditions Keychain
Let your keys speak your mind. The These Conditions Keychain features a vintage motel-style acrylic fob etched with the cheeky phrase:
“How am I supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions?!”
Compact yet expressive, this 3.5-inch acrylic keychain comes with a sturdy 1.25-inch metal key ring, perfect for chaining to bags, keys, or adding to your accessory rotation.
Features
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Size: 3.5″ (approx. 8.9 cm) acrylic fob
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Material: Clear or colored acrylic, printed design
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Key Ring: 1.25″ (approx. 3.2 cm) metal split ring
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Style: Vintage motel flair meets witty décor
This keychain does the complaining so you don’t have to. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, it’s a playful piece with personality.
FAQ's
Welcome to the Heyday House FAQ! We’ve put together answers to the most common questions about our colourful homewares, dopamine decor, and fun lifestyle accessories. If you can’t find what you’re looking for, just reach out — we’re always happy to help.
Orders & Products
Q: What makes Heyday House products unique?
A: At Heyday House, we specialise in dopamine decor — colourful, feel-good homewares and accessories that brighten your space and bring everyday joy. Each piece is carefully chosen for its quality, style, and ability to make your home more fun.
Q: Do you restock sold-out items?
A: Some of our products are limited and may not come back once sold out, but popular favourites are often restocked. If you love something, we recommend grabbing it quickly!
Q: Are Heyday House products gift-friendly?
A: Definitely! Our colourful homewares and quirky accessories make amazing gifts. Each order is packed with care and can be sent directly to you or your loved one
Shipping & Delivery
Q: Where do you ship from?
A: All orders are packed and shipped from our family-run business on the Gold Coast, Australia.
Q: How long does delivery take?
A: We ship with Australia Post. Standard delivery is usually 2–8 business days within Australia, depending on your location. Express options are available at checkout for faster delivery.
Q: How can I track my order once it’s been shipped?
A: Once your order has been dispatched, you’ll receive an email from us with your tracking details. You’ll also receive updates directly from Australia Post, so you can follow your parcel every step of the way.
Returns & Exchanges
Q: What if my order isn’t quite right?
A: No stress — we accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase, as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging.
Q: What if my item arrives damaged?
A: We pack every order with care, but if something arrives damaged, just email us at hello@heydayhouse.au with photos and we’ll sort it out right away.
Payments & Security
Q: What payment methods do you accept?
A: We accept all major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay.
Q: Is my payment secure?
A: Absolutely. Our website uses industry-standard SSL encryption and trusted payment gateways to keep your details safe.
Sustainability & Values
Q: Are your packaging materials eco-friendly?
A: Yes! We reuse and recycle packaging wherever possible. Many of our shipping boxes and materials are given a second life from our suppliers, helping reduce waste.
Q: Why choose Heyday House?
A: We’re a small couple run business with a big passion for fun, colourful homewares. Every order supports our dream of spreading joy through dopamine decor — and helps us bring more playful, unique products to your home.
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What can we help you with?
- Product Questions - Need details about our dopamine décor?
- Order Support - Tracking, changes, or delivery questions
- Returns & Exchanges - Easy 30-day returns process
Based on the Gold Coast, Australia, we're here to help make your space more joyful. Don't hesitate to reach out!