FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $99+ WITHIN AUSTRALIA • SIGN UP FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER •  

  • Pair of socks with humorous text design on a blue background
  • Sock with text 'My dog and I talk shit about you' on a white background
  • Person wearing socks with text on a blue background
  • Sock with text 'My dog and I talk shit about you' in packaging on a white background
  • Yellow gym sock with size chart on a white background
  • Person wearing white sneakers and colorful socks with text, standing next to a teal car.
  • gumball poodle socks size video

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks

Regular price $24.95
Unit price per

Say it loud, say it proud with socks. These My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Crew Socks combine retro athletic style with humor that hits home for dog lovers and sass lovers alike.

Made with a soft, breathable knit and classic crew length, these socks are comfy enough for daily wear and bold enough to start conversations. Whether you’re heading out with your pup, running errands, or relaxing at home, these socks bring personality to every step.

What We love -

  • Bold humorous text - perfect for dog lovers with attitude

  • Classic crew length - great with sneakers, slides, or casual wear

  • Breathable knit for all-day comfort

61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

All Our Socks are Proudly Made in the USA 

These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.
  • Australia Wide Shipping
  • Fast Dispatch
  • Sent Using Re-used Packaging
  • Gold Coast Based
  • Free Shipping On Orders $99+
FAQ's

Welcome to the Heyday House FAQ! We’ve put together answers to the most common questions about our colourful homewares, dopamine decor, and fun lifestyle accessories. If you can’t find what you’re looking for, just reach out  we’re always happy to help.


Orders & Products


Q: What makes Heyday House products unique?

A: At Heyday House, we specialise in dopamine decor - colourful, feel-good homewares and accessories that brighten your space and bring everyday joy. Each piece is carefully chosen for its quality, style, and ability to make your home more fun.


Q: Do you restock sold-out items?

A: Some of our products are limited and may not come back once sold out, but popular favourites are often restocked. If you love something, we recommend grabbing it quickly!


Q: Are Heyday House products gift-friendly?

A: Definitely! Our colourful homewares and quirky accessories make amazing gifts. Each order is packed with care and can be sent directly to you or your loved one 



Shipping & Delivery


Q: Where do you ship from?

A: All orders are packed and shipped from our family-run business on the Gold Coast, Australia.


Q: How long does delivery take?

A: We ship with Australia Post. Standard delivery is usually 2–8 business days within Australia, depending on your location. Express options are available at checkout for faster delivery.

 

Q: How can I track my order once it’s been shipped?

A: Once your order has been dispatched, you’ll receive an email from us with your tracking details. You’ll also receive updates directly from Australia Post, so you can follow your parcel every step of the way.

 

 

Returns & Exchanges


Q: What if my order isn’t quite right?

A: No stress - we accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase, as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging.


Q: What if my item arrives damaged?

A: We pack every order with care, but if something arrives damaged, just email us at hello@heydayhouse.au with photos and we’ll sort it out right away.


Payments & Security


Q: What payment methods do you accept?

A: We accept all major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay.


Q: Is my payment secure?

A: Absolutely. Our website uses industry-standard SSL encryption and trusted payment gateways to keep your details safe.


Sustainability & Values


Q: Are your packaging materials eco-friendly?

A: Yes! We reuse and recycle packaging wherever possible. Many of our shipping boxes and materials are given a second life from our suppliers, helping reduce waste.


Q: Why choose Heyday House?

A: We’re a small couple run business with a big passion for fun, colourful homewares. Every order supports our dream of spreading joy through dopamine decor and helps us bring more playful, unique products to your home.

Contact Us

Slide into our inbox! 

hello@heydayhouse.au and we'll get back to you ASAP

Get in Touch with Heyday House

Slide into our inbox! We'd love to hear from you.

Email: hello@heydayhouse.au

We'll get back to you in a flash (1-3 business days)

What can we help you with?

  • Product Questions - Need details about our dopamine décor?
  • Order Support - Tracking, changes, or delivery questions
  • Returns & Exchanges - Easy 30-day returns process

Based on the Gold Coast, Australia, we're here to help make your space more joyful. Don't hesitate to reach out!